Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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