You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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