i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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