I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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