Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
What drink are we having for lunch?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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