Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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