on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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