Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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