So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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