quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
