Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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