just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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