got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours