Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?