So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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