New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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