it hurts more in the daytime
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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