i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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