so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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