dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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