see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
