One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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