What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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