But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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