if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
All I want is dick and wine.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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