Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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