i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Do vagina's smell?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
