oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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