do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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