NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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