Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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