whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I bet he comes in French.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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