so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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