is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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