So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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