How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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