I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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