that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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