Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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