we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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