Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
worst night to have a conscience
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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