I think I am morally bankrupt
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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