I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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