loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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