Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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