Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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