I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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