yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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