I need help removing her.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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