I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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