can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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