its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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