Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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