I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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