I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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