Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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