You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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