So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was so not down for the gang bang
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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